Ring of Honor presents Purely Honor Night 1

*Note: This is not going to be the normal format of my shows. It will change once the tournament is over

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Pure Championship Tournament first round match, scheduled for one fall. On the way to the ring accompanied by his personal man servant, Shane Hagadorn, from San Diego, California, weiging in at 245 pounds, “Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce.

• Shane Hagadorn grabs the microphone and gives it to Adam Pearce

Pearce: Everyone here in Chicago, get down on your knees because you are looking at the man that is about to represent Pure wrestling for ROH. The “Scrap Daddy” is a former NWA World Champion, NWA being a company that embodies pure wrestling. I’m gonna move that pure wrestling from the National Wrestling Alliance to Ring of Honor and I will do it by beating anyone in this tournament that tries to defy the “Scrap Daddy”. So bring out my first victim.

Ring Announcer: His opponent, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weiging in at 202 pounds, Austin Aries.

Austin wins at 5:38 with the Last Chancery. Aries dominated the match for the most part even taking out the interfering Hagadorn. Match ends with Aries on the top and when Hagadorn tries to interfere he hits a rolling powerbomb. Pearce tries to fight back but Aries hits the top rope facebuster quickly followed by the Last Chancery.

• After Aries leaves and celebrates, Pearce grabs the microphone.

Pearce: Yah… Well… SHUT UP

• Pearce drops the microphone and storms off.

(Camera goes to the back with the Age of the Fall)
Jacobs: The Ring of Honor Pure Championship tournament. A tournament for a title held by some of the best professional wrestlers in this industry. ROH has shunned us for way to long. We were cast into the background and now we will have our retribution. Pure wrestling is everything that ROH is about. And we will take it hostage. I and Tyler Black are both in the tournament meaning we have the best chance to succeed. In the first round, I have Low-Ki. The first Ring of Honor world champion. You will also be our first example.

Black: And I have Roderick Strong. Strong, you’re a former World Tag Team Champion. Never made it big single. This will be no exception as I destroy you and move on in the tournament.

Jacobs: And for all who are in our way the message will be sent. This tournament claims to have the best wrestling. Tonight, you will be praised for your athleticism, but you will be killed for your idiocy. The Age will stand tall.


Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Pure Championship Tournament first round match. On the way to the ring. From the Dark Side of a Broken Heart. Weiging in at 173 pounds. He represents the Age of the Fall. Jimmy Jacobs.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent. From Brooklyn, New York. Weiging in at 180 pounds. Low-Ki


· Low Ki wins at 11:47 with a Ghetto Stomp. Very hard hitting with a chair coming into play and vicious moves by both. Necro Butcher tries to interfere with a Barbed wire wrapped hand but it backfires and Low Ki hits a Ki Krusher while simultaneously sending the feet of Jacobs into Necro, knocking him off the apron. This gives him the opportunity for the Ghetto Stomp.

Ring Announcer: Please welcome to the ring, The Ring of Honor World Heavyweight Champion, Nigel McGuinness


Nigel: Well, well, well. Looks like once again, all of you smart marks and all of the Ring of Honor fans got egg on their face. I am still the Ring of Honor World Heavyweight champion. I defy all those wrestling fans who doubt me. I stand up to the ignorant and useless critics. You do not affect me anymore because I have done it all. Since I came to America and since I came to ROH, I was told I couldn’t be a champion. I was told that all I brought to the table was an English accent and a bunch of lariats. These lariats that I use to knock your jaw down your throat are what have won me the Ring of Honor World title. Everyone was so surprised that I held this championship for over a year. And guess what, I’m gonna hold this title for another year, and another year, and another year, and the person who takes this belt off me will be the man that pries it from my cold, dead, British arms. I am Ring of Honor. I am the top star. Love it or hate it, either way. I am Nigel McGuinness and I’m in it to god damn win it.


(Samoa Joe grabs a microphone)

Joe: You’re Ring of Honor? You represent Ring of Honor? I know I’ve been gone for a long time but last time I checked when people think Ring of Honor, they think Samoa Joe. That’s a nice belt you have there. Once again I apologize I’ve been gone from a real company for a really long time but that kind of looks like the belt I made famous. You know what, that is the belt. That’s the Ring of Honor world title. And you’re Nigel McGuinness. I remember you. In it to win it right? Wow, I mean you won the belt. And no offense but I heard of all these men that you’ve beaten for the belt, that you held it for more than a year now. And I looked through the names you have beaten and man that is amazing. You have wrecked the competition in ROH. But I looked through all the names and one seemed to be missing. (Fans chant “Joe is gonna kill you”) And that’s mine. So you say you can take down anyone huh? How bout the man that made that a world title. How bout the man who made Ring of Honor. The man who bled, the man who sweat the man who killed for ROH. So, do you have the marbles to take me on? So I can beat you famous and take back the most important championship in North America. What do you say?

(Nigel slides out of the ring and heads to the back)

Joe: I’ll take that as a maybe but as I said a long time ago, welcome back to professional wrestling. Welcome to Ring of Honor.

(Fans go crazy and chant ROH)

Joe: Back in 2007, I had my final match in this company. I went to Orlando and no offense. I was made into a joke. And I read your emails. I read your message boards. I heard you’re calls and I heard you rally. You wanted me back. You wanted the real Samoa Joe back. You wanted the man who scarred his chest and showed no remorse and no stop in taking down his opponent. Well, its good to be home. I am back for you fans. I am back for those watching at home. And I am back to reclaim the legacy and notoriety that is the Samoan Submission Machine. So, for those that might have forgotten, I am Samoa Joe. And I am pro wrestling.

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the Pure Championship tournament. Making his way to the ring, from the United Bank of Switzerland. Weighing in at 232 pounds. “Double C” Claudio Castagnoli.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Sarasota, Florida, weighing in at 235 pounds, “Explosive” Erick Stevens.

Claudio wins at 9:43 with two Ricola Bombs. Power and speed was shown by both men with the crowd swinging towards Claudio with constant “Heys”. Claudio gets hit with three Doctor Bombs at one point but still kicks out to finally hit a mid air uppercut and the Ricola Bombs.

· Claudio picks up Stevens and both men shake hands at the end of the match

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the Pure Championship Tournament. Making his way to the ring first. From Atlanta, Georgia. Weiging in at 210 pounds. Jimmy Rave.

Ring Announcer: His opponent. From Tulsa, Oklahoma. Weiging in at 230 pounds. Brent Albright.

Jimmy Rave wins at 12:13 with the Double Underhook Facebuster. Rave uses constant cheap tactics during the match and Albright dominates on the offense. Brent hits a Half Nelson Suplex that gets two and when he kicks out of a rollup, Rave immediately hits the facebuster.

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the Pure Championship Tournament. On his way to the ring, from the Edge of Sanity, weiging in at 194 pounds, Delirious.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 233 pounds, “Classic” Colt Cabana.

Colt Cabana wins at 8:15 with a roll up. Very fun match which starts with Cabana mocking Delirious by storming the ring. Both men get the crowds support. The end sees Cabana in the Cobra Stretch until he is able to roll over for the win.

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Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the Pure Championship Tournament. On his way to the ring, from Davenport, Iowa, weiging in at 210 pounds, he is representing the Age of the Fall, Tyler Black.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weiging in at 212 pounds, Roderick Strong.

Roderick Strong wins at 16:23 with a Gibson Driver. Momentum shifts back and forth between both men. Black at one point hits a powerbomb in the corner as well as Roderick hitting a half Nelson Backbreaker from the top rope. Black goes for Gods Last Gift but Roderick reverses it into the match winning Gibson Driver. Fans are on their feet.

Ring Announcer: The following contest if scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the Pure Championship Tournament. On the way to the ring, from Owensboro, Kentucky, weiging in at 230 pounds, BJ Whitmer.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Metropolis, weiging in at 240 pounds, Chris Hero.

Chris Hero wins at 13:43 with the Hero’s Welcome. Hero tries to show off and taunt BJ, however BJ gets a good amount of offense. He eventually weakens Whitmer’s leg to reduce his offense and after a series of spots by both men, Hero finishes him off.


Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is the final first round match in the Pure Championship Tournament. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Allison Danger, from The City Angels, weiging in at 224 pounds, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Othello, Washington, weiging in at 205 pounds, Davey Richards.

Davey Richards wins at 20:45 with the D.R. Driver. Hard hitting and a lot of spots. At one point, Daniels goes for the BME and gets kicked in the stomach on landing. Fans get on their feet for most of the match. Daniels has his neck worked on most of the match and after a series of near falls by both men, Richards gets the win. People chant “Match of the Night”.