Ring Announcer: The following Six Man Mayhem match is scheduled for one fall. Participant number 1. From St. Louis, Missouri. Weiging in at 183 pounds. Matt Sydal.
Ring Announcer: Participant number 2. From Hollywood, Alabama. Weiging in at 170 pounds. The Human Tornado.
Ring Announcer: Participant number 3. From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Weiging in at 221 pounds. Kenny Omega.
Ring Announcer: Participants numbers 4 and 5. From Detroit, Michigan. Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, The Motor City Machineguns.
Ring Announcer: And the final participant. From the Edge of Sanity. Weiging in at 194 pounds. Delirious.
• All men shake hands and when the bell rings, Delirious goes crazy, running around the ring. He gets back into the ring and when he begins to run around again. All of his opponents run in fear to the outside
• Alex Shelley starts with Delirious as Shelley applies a headlock. He taunts the crowd until Delirious gets around Shelley and slams his head to the mat.
• Shelley gets enraged and charges at Delirious only to get a drop toe hold sending Shelley’s face into the turnbuckle and a rollup for two.
• Delirious dances around the ring only to get nailed in the gut by Shelley and nailed with a scoop slam followed by a legdrop for two
• Shelley cranks on the arm of Delirious and makes the tag to Sabin, who goes to the top and stomps on the held arm of Delirious
• Sabin immedialty goes off the ropes and kicks Delirious in the arm and then floats around for a bow and arrow rollup for two
• Sabin goes off the ropes again and hits a superkick which doesn’t phase Delirious. He tries it again and Delirious kicks him in a gut and nails an open hand slap
• Sabin runs to hug Shelley as they comfort each other and Delirious makes the tag to The Human Tornado
• Sabin finally turns around and gets nailed with the Bitch Slap and runs back to Shelley
• Sabin then begins to square off with Tornado but Shelley attacks him from behind
• Kenny Omega runs in and hits a double knee strike on Shelley and then tries to dive to the outside, only to get kicked by Sydal waiting on the apron
• While Omega hangs against the rope, Sydal leaps on his back, to the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault onto Shelley where he lands on his feet and grabs Omega from the ropes into a DDT on the outside
• As the fans chant “Holy Shit”, Tornado runs off the ropes and hits a senton to the outside, hitting all three men but also hitting the first row in the crowd
• Tornado comes back in and works on Delirious to soften him up for a leg hook belly to back suplex, he only gets two as Sabin breaks it up with a kick to the chest followed by an enziguri
• Sabin puts Tornado on his shoulders for a Crucifix Bomb and sends him back first into the turnbuckle
• Kenny Omega runs in and hits Hadouken on Sabin for two and then follows it with a quick running bulldog
• Delirious sees this and nails a lariat from the top on Omega seating him in the corner
• Shelley tries to hit Sliced Bread on Delirious but gets nailed with a neck bound suplex, landing on his head and sent in front of Omega
• Delirious then runs full speed at the Panic Attack, which Shelley gets out of the way of, moving to the outside, but Omega still takes
• Matt Sydal hits a quick STO on Delirious, which he follows with a standing moonsault for two
• He follows it with the Here It Is driver on Tornado, but after Sabin nails Sydal with the hesitation dropkick
• Shelley then goes to the top and hits the frog splash on the already out Tornado for the 1, 2, 3
Ring Announcer: Your winner of Six Man Mayhem, Alex Shelley.
• Shelley and Sabin celebrate while heading to the back as the four other men shake hands in the ring
Ring Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 367 pounds, the team of Ricky Reyes and Rocky Romero, The Havana Pitbulls.
Ring Announcer: Their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Julius Smokes, at a combined weight of 303 pounds, Ruckus and Jigsaw, The Vulture Squad.
• Reyes and Romero shake hands with Ruckus and Jigsaw but as soon as the bell rings goes on the attack
• Julius Smokes tries to get involved but is staring at his former friends in the Rottweiler’s
• This gives Ruckus and Jigsaw to hit two simultaneous dropkicks on the Pitbulls, sending them to the outside
• Ruckus and Jigsaw immediately go off the ropes and dive over Smokes onto Reyes and Romero
• Ruckus sends Reyes into the ring and immediately hits a cartwheel, followed by a backflip, followed by a standing moonsault for two
• Ruckus gets the crowd going but gets his head taken off by a clothesline from Reyes
• Reyes hits a german suplex and immediately follows it into a powerbomb for a two count
• He makes the tag to Romero, who springs off the ropes with a tornado DDT
• Romero then picks him up by his waist and jerks him over for a suplex variation, only getting two
• Romero puts in the surfboard cranking on the back of Ruckus, however Jigsaw is able to make a blind tag, climbs to the top and dives under Ruckus to hit a splash on Romero
• Jigsaw then superkicks Reyes off the apron and follows it up with a enziguri on Romero
• Jigsaw goes to the top for the corkscrew moonsault. Romero moves out of the way but Jigsaw lands on his feet, ducks a sidekick from Romero and goes for a roll up only to get two
• Reyes runs in with a spear on Jigsaw and Romero nails a powerslam, once again to only get two
• Reyes gets sent into the ropes by Ruckus and gets nailed with the Razzle Dazzle. He tries the same with Romero but gets sent hard into the mat for his effort
• Jigsaw goes for the Jig n Tonic on Reyes but Reyes gets out and hits a combo dropkick to the leg and clothesline by the Pitbulls
• As Jigsaw is nailed, Reyes locks in the Dragon Sleeper, trying to choke out Ruckus
• Jigsaw gets picked up by Romero and takes a stiff roundhouse to the side of the head, which is used to pick up the win for the Pitbulls
Ring Announcer: Your winners, Ricky Reyes and Rocky Romero, The Havana Pitbulls
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, on the way to the ring from the Dark Side of a Broken Heart, weiging in at 173 pounds, he is representing the Age of the Fall, Jimmy Jacobs.
Ring Announcer: His opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weiging in at 212 pounds, Roderick Strong.
• Jacobs refuses to shake the hand of Strong and both men lock up with Strong wrapping his arm behind Jacobs back
• Jacobs tries to elbow Strong but misses and Strong powers him down to the mat with a head lock
• Jacobs tries to get out of it but Strong has Jacobs head caught in his legs and begins to force his head to the mat
• Jacobs breaks out and misses a dropkick, followed by Strong clotheslining Jacobs to the outside
• Jacobs is trying to leave but Strong stops him and begins to beat down on Jacobs on the ramp
• Strong comes charging full force and gets suplexed by Jacobs hard onto the steel ramp
• Jacobs then gets on the guardrail and hits a amazing hurricanrana on Strong that gets the crowd cheering
• Jacobs then whips Strong into the ring post, with his arm colliding hard, and Jacobs goes to the top rope
• He tries a crossbody, but is caught by Strong and sent straight into the guardrail back first
• Strong sends his back into the ring and picks him up with a series of sick chops to the chest of Jacobs
• Strong goes off the ropes and hits a running one legged dropkick, taking Jacobs head off, but only for a two count
• Strong goes to the top and misses a diving elbow drop and Jacobs follows it with a spear on Strong
• Jacobs uses his foot to choke Strong until he has to break at the five count, but continued to repeat after he is stopped
• Jacobs places Strong on his stomach and begins to use the ropes as leverage to stomp on the back of Strong
• Jacobs pulls him back to the center and applies a seated chinlock while also cranking his knee into Strong’s back
• Strong is able to eventually get to his feet and fight back, but when he escapes, Jacobs pulls him back and hits a sick snap suplex followed by a two count
• Jacobs goes back to the top but is stopped by Strong and Strong nails the Half Nelson Backbreaker as the fans chant “Holy Shit”
• Surprisingly, Jacobs kicks out at two and Strong tries for the backbreaker again, but Jacobs gets on his shoulders, drops down and does the swinging headscissors on Strong
• Jacobs goes for the Contra Code but gets caught in a tombstone position, flipped over and gets knees to the gut
• Only getting two, Strong desperately goes for the Gibson Driver but Jacobs is able to lock in the End Time
• Strong tries to reach the ropes but cannot find a way to reach it, however, he is able to pick up Jacobs and send him into the mat repeatedly
• When he releases the hold, Strong unleashes a sick chop to Jacobs and immediately tries for the CX ‘02
• Jacobs reverses and hits the Contra Code sealing the victory
Ring Announcer: Your winner, Jimmy Jacobs.
• Jacobs pulls the spike out of his boot and tries to spike Strong but Austin Aries runs after Jacob and chases him into the crowd and to the back
Ring Announcer: The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, representing Chikara Pro Wrestling, from Egypt, at a combined weight of 349 pounds, the team of Amasis and Ophidian, the Osirian Portal.
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 400 pounds, they are the Ring of Honor World Tag Team Champions, the team of Kevin Steen and El Generico.
• Generico and Amasis start the match off with a series of tie ups with both men gaining the advantage
• At one point, Amasis grabs the arm of Generico and begins to make Generico dance
• Amasis begins to get funky and Generico starts to break-dance to the crowds liking and eventually told by Steen to focus
• He does this by hitting a quick armdrag on Amasis, followed by one for Generico
• Amasis sends him off the ropes and goes for the monkey flip, but Generico pulls him to a seated position and nails a stiff kick to the side of the head
• Generico goes off the ropes and gets token off with a high knee strike and Amasis makes the tag to Ophidian
• Ophidian drops himself on the apron, then skins the cat into the ring and nails a headscissors onto Generico
• He follows this with two roundhouse kicks and a attempt at a standing shooting star, which he misses
• The tag is made to Steen who nails two clotheslines on Ophidian followed by a fishermans suplex for two
• Steen tells the crowd he is going for the front flip leg drop, which allows Ophidian to move out of the way, go off the ropes and drive the knees into the shoulders of Steen
• Ophidian grabs the arm of Steen and makes the tag to Amasis who climbs to the top and nails a senton onto the arm of Steen
• Amasis runs in and hits a Forward Russian Legsweep for a two count and applies a Camel Clutch on Steen
• He then wraps his knees around the head of Steen and repeatedly drives his head into the mat
• Generico tries to come in but the ref stops him and the Portal double team Steen
• Ophidian nails a roundhouse on Steen which he follows with a running shooting star press for two
• Ophidian applies a grounded armbar and tries for the Death Grip, however Steen is able to use his strength to pick him up
• Amasis tries to run in but gets on top of Ophidian as Steen drives both men into the mat
• This allows Steen to make the tag to Generico who climbs to the top and nails a splash on both of his opponents
• Generico gets pumped up and begins to chomp both men and nails an Exploder Suplex on Ophidian into the corner
• He then ducks a clothesline of Amasis and hits a spin-out Powerbomb for two
• Steen charges and nails a cannonball to Ophidian who is seated in the corner
• Steen crotches Ophidian over the turnbuckle, allowing Generico to hit a somersault corner to corner missile dropkick
• He immediately pops up and hits the Ole Kick on Amasis and then whips him into a sick spear by Steen
• Generico pulls Amasis in the center and both men go to the top rope, but Ophidian punches Generico and Steen misses the senton
• Ophidian gets on the shoulders of Amasis and nails a sick Pyramid-Plex on Generico for two
• Both men go to the top and compresses Generico to the mat with a leg drop from Amasis and a splash from Ophidian
• Steen is able to break it up. Ophidian goes for a running attack but Steen drops him on his face and applies a sharpshooter
• Amasis sneaks behind Steen, goes to the top and hits a Bulldog on Steen
• Generico runs in and hits a superkick on Amasis that sends him over the ropes and nails a 180 moonsault to the outside on Amasis
• Ophidian locks in the Death Grip again on Steen until Generico quickly runs in and hits a devastating Ole Kick
• Steen is able to nail the Package Piledriver, followed by the Brainbuster by Generico for the three count
Ring Announcer: Your winner, the Ring of Honor World Tag Team Champions, Kevin Steen and El Generico!
Will Rutherford: Fans, we are backstage here during intermission and I am with Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Motor City Machineguns. Guys, congratulations to Alex Shelley on his win tonight in your hometown of Detroit. And because of this, ROH management has decided to grant both of you two with shots at the ROH World Tag Team Championships in Virginia.
Alex Shelley: Finally, FINALLY! They recognize the future that is the careers of the Motor City Machine Guns. Beautiful night it was here in the Motor City. And now we have progressed into our future as ROH World Tag Team Champions.
Chris Sabin: I mean seriously, who’s gonna stop us in our path. Let’s look at our opposition. We have a fat slob with a pizza face.
Alex Shelley: I use Neutrogena. Makes a great moisturizer.
Chris Sabin: Well I’m a fan of Clearasil but different strokes for different folks.
Shelley: At least we know the true meaning of a well balanced diet.
Sabin: And then we have a skinny Mexican behind a mask.
Shelley: Honestly, I don’t know what you are hiding. I’d never hide behind a mask. I have websites dedicated to my facial features. My eyes, my smile.
Sabin: Your cheeks?
Shelley: Well, that’s a different website.
Sabin: Whatever. Anyways, the only thing that is gonna make our facial features look better, is those shiny pieces of gold around our waist.
Shelley: And once that happens, there will be mandatory doses of Vitamin A and Vitamin C for all the Ring of Honor fans.
Sabin: So what now?
Shelley: (Thinks) Come on, let’s go bang some hookers.
Sabin: I see why we are tag team partners. Let’s go!
Ring Announcer: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen from intermission and if you thought what you’ve just seen was amazing, wait till our three main events in the second half of our show. So sit back and re…
Ring Announcer: You’re… You’re…
(Mickie takes the microphone)
Mickie: I’m gonna stop you there. See, my name is not Mickie James. My name is Alexis Laree. Those that remember me as Alexis, thank you for your support. A little history lesson will show that I was once competing in the ring with this very company Ring of Honor. And when I wrestled here, those were two of the most informative and important years of my wrestling career. And when I left, there seemed to have been an emptiness and unfullfilness in my heart. When I was in WWE, I traveled the world, I made a name for myself and almost became like a mini celebrity. But that emptiness remained inside and continued to eat away until one day I began to surf the net. I hear, ROH has a new women’s division and a women’s title. A division of women’s wrestlers in ROH is something I never got to experience. I had emptiness in my heart before. And I think I know exactly how to fill it. I know that I am a former 4 time women’s champion. So why not make it number 5 in the best wrestling promotion on the face of the earth today, ROH! Fans of pro wrestling, Alexis Laree has come home!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. On the way to the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia, weiging in at 210 pounds, Jimmy Rave.
Ring Announcer: His opponent, from Aberdeen Washington, weiging in at 185 pounds, “American Dragon” Bryan Danielson.
• Both men show respect with a hand shake and lock up in the middle of the ring
• Rave goes behind Danielson and wraps his arms around his gut, but Danielson slips through and nails an armdrag on Rave
• After a pause, both relock and Rave goes for a headlock, but Danielson gets out and hits another takedown on Rave
• Rave begins to get enraged and when they lock up for a third time and Rave tries to kick him in the gut, Danielson grabs his leg and nails a dragon screw followed by a leg lock
• Rave escapes and goes for a cover, but Danielson grabs the arm and tries for a quick Kimura lock
• Rave fights it and when he escapes, he nails a chop on Danielson, followed by sending him off the ropes
• Danielson ducks a clothesline and nails a running headbutt on Jimmy Rave, which he follows quickly with a Underhook suplex with a bridge for two
• Danielson drags Rave to the corner and nails a series of chops on Rave followed by wrapping Rave’s arm around the top rope, going off the ropes and nailing a boot to Rave’s arm
• He tries to come off the ropes again but Rave drops him with a spinebuster and tries for the heel hook
• When Danielson gets out, Rave begins to stomp onto the head and back on Danielson repeatedly
• He goes off the ropes and hits a baseball slide on Danielson, who is against the apron, sending him into the guardrail
• Rave exits the ring to take Danielson’s leg and slam it into the guardrail, to weaken him for the Heel Hook
• Rave picks up Danielson on the ring apron and tries to fight back, but Rave drops Danielson on the apron back first
• Rave celebrates on the apron and while he is taunting the fans, Danielson recovers and sends Rave into the guardrail, gut first, and into the first row
• Danielson gets back in the ring and begins to get the crowd on his side. He then grabs the ropes and hits a springboard suicide senton onto Rave in the crowd, causing the fans to go crazy
• Danielson throws him back over the rail and back into the ring. He scales to the top turnbuckle and nails a diving headbutt on Rave for a two count
• After some work on his legs, Danielson puts Rave in the Surfboard and begins to use his arms to grab and wrench on the neck of Rave
• Rave gets out of it, only for Danielson to catch him in the Fireman’s carry and spin Rave repeatedly
• Rave pokes Danielson in the eye and nails a devastating Hangman’s Neckbreaker for a two
• Rave takes Danielson down to a seated position, quickly rushes off the ropes and nails the running knee strike
• He then takes Danielson’s arm and repeatedly slams his knee into the arm and shoulder of Danielson before the ref forces him to break it up
• Rave climbs to the top and nails a moonsault on Danielson landing right on the arm of his opponent. He goes for the cover but only gets two
• Rave runs off the ropes as Danielson is starting to get up and attempts a lariat
• However, Danielson tried the same thing and both men get taken down
• As the ref counts to eight Rae gets to his feet and tries to run off the ropes and nail an elbow drop on Danielson
• Bryan uses his ring prowess to move out of the way, causing Rave to miss and cause damage to his elbow
• Danielson nips up and chops Rave a few times before feeling the effect of his arm which allows Rave to go off the ropes and hit the headscissors takedown into a Fujiwara armbar
• Danielson is fidgeting and trying to reach the ropes, which he finally does, angering Rave
• Rave picks up Danielson and sends him off the ropes. Danielson ducks two clotheslines and nails a running headbutt to Rave, followed by a second
• When he tries for the third, Rave catches him and hits the move formerly known as Ghanarhea
• He only gets two and becomes infuriated, causing him to shove the ref
• When the ref shoves back, Danielson grabs him and hits a Bridging German Suplex for two
• Danielson puts him in a double wrist lock and begins to stomp repeatedly on the chest of Rave
• Danielson gets hyped up and nails a Rolling Elbow that rocks Jimmy, followed by small package for two
• Danielson immediately starts nailing repeated elbows to the head of Rave and then turns him over for Cattle Mutilation
• Somehow, Rave rolls through it and nails the Double underhook facebuster for two
• He immediately locks in the Heel Hook on Danielson who struggles to reach the ropes
• When Rave is yelling at him to tap, Danielson rolls onto his back and locks in a Triangle Choke on Rave
• Rave tries his hardest to reach the ropes but is unable to go anywhere and must submit
Ring Announcer: Your winner, “American Dragon” Bryan Danielson
• Rave reluctantly shakes hands with Danielson after the match
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. On the way to the ring, from Othello, Washington, weiging in at 205 pounds, Davey Richards.
Ring Announcer: His opponent, from American Samoa, weiging in at 290 pounds, “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe.
• Both men lock up in the ring, but no man gains the advantage. They try a second time but with the same result. The third time, Davey delivers two stiff kicks to Joe’s leg
• Joe follows by sweeping the legs and tries for a knee drop, which Davey avoids
• Joe applies a headlock to Davey who sends Joe off the ropes, nailing a spear to Richards
• Davey is pulled back up and Joe begins to lay in a series of chops in the corner, followed by Davey putting Joe in the corner and nailing stiff kicks
• Joe grabs one of the legs of Richards as he is going for a kick and dumps him straight to the outside
• Joe goes off the ropes and dives to the outside onto Richards as the crowd is on their feet
• Joe grabs Davey in a powerbomb position and swings him into the guardrail causing Davey to hurt his head
• A fan passes Joe a chair and he sets it up next to the guardrail. Joe sits Richards on it and calls for the Ole Kick which he hits successfully
• As Joe’s leg is still around the rail and begins to cheer on the crowd, Davey grabs the leg and flips Joe into two rows of chairs
• Davey comes running, jumps onto the guardrail and nails a dropkick on Joe into the crowd
• As Davey pulls Joe back over the rail, he lands a series of kicks on the floor, one which Joe ducks and Davey kicks the ring post
• Joe goes back on the attack and seats Davey on the ring apron, nailing a slap to the face and a jumping side kick
• He rolls Davey back into the ring and pulls him back to a seated position, nails a chop to the back followed by a kick to the chest and runs off the ropes with a jumping knee for two
• Joe applies a choke hold on Davey who struggles to make it to the ropes. He bridges the choke hold and turns it around, dropping Joe with a DDT
• Both men get to their feet and Joe runs for a lariat, which Davey ducks and hits a flowing handspring enziguri
• Davey comes back and hits a Saito Suplex only gaining a two count
• Davey moves quickly and whips Joe into the turnbuckle, nailing a forearm and following it by going off the ropes and nailing a clothesline
• With Joe on his stomach, Davey heads to the top turnbuckle and misses a shooting star press, landing on his feet but getting taken out by getting pulled into a Death Valley Driver by Joe for a two count
• Joe pulls a seated Davey next to the turnbuckle and begins to apply the Facewash followed by a run off the ropes and a swift boot to the side of the head
• He follows quickly by nailing a powerbomb on Davey, gets a two count and converts it straight into a STF
• Davey begins to crawl towards the ropes and as Joe sees this, he pulls Davey back and turns the STF into a crossface
• Davey scratches and claws his way to try to get to the bottom rope but is pulled back again and put in a prawn hold
• Davey is in excruciating pain but does eventually make it to the ropes, forcing Joe to break the hold
• Joe tries for a belly to belly suplex, however Davey lands on his feet, goes off the ropes but is nailed with a Snap Scoop Powerslam for a two count
• Joe waits for Davey to get to his feet and goes for a running single leg dropkick but misses, Davey gets behind Joe and nails a double knee backbreaker
• He follows it up by kicking the knee of Joe causing him to go to a knee, giving Davey the chance to hit the Fireman’s Carry Gutbuster for two
• He then grabs the leg of Joe and locks in a single leg boston crab on Joe until Joe reaches the ropes
• When Joe is still against the bottom rope, Davey runs off the ropes, dives over the top rope and nails a guillotine leg drop on Joe
• He climbs back into the ring and locks in the Kimura while also trapping Joe’s free arm with his leg so he cannot reach the ropes
• Joe sees this and decides to use his strength to pick up Davey and get out of the hold
• Davey immediately sends Joe off into the turnbuckle and goes for another forearm smash, only to get countered into the ST-Joe for a two count
• Joe climbs to the top turnbuckle only to get a jumping kick from Davey that crotches Joe
• Davey runs up to the top and tries for a quick belly to back but Joe holds on and Davey lands on his chest
• The resilient Davey Richards runs up again and nails a sickening D.R. Driver from the top rope but somehow only getting a two count
• Davey goes up to the top rope again and hits a shooting star press on Joe but once again, only two
• This frustrates Davey who goes for another D.R. Driver on a weary Samoa Joe
• This time he cannot pick up the weight of his opponent because of fatigue and Joe is able to convert it into a devastating Muscle Buster only getting two
• Joe tries for the Muscle Buster again only for Davey to bridge over him with the arms still locked and try to reverse it into the D.R. Driver
• Joe sees this and turns back around for the Muscle Buster again, but this time scales to the second rope
• He nails the Muscle Buster from the second rope causing the fans to go crazy and chant “Holy Shit”
• Joe turns Davey over and locks in the Rear Naked Choke on Davey who passes out giving Joe the victory
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe.
• Joe picks up Richards and both men shake hands in the middle of the ring and as Davey leaves, Joe gets a standing ovation from the crowd
(Bryan Danielson steps out from the back.)
Danielson: Hey Joe. Joe. Great job man. What a way to return to Ring of Honor. Everyone, give a round of applause for Samoa Joe. (Fans clap and chant “Thank you Joe”.) Absolutely amazing. Just like I remembered you Joe. (Pause) But let me tell you something. You have been gone for a long time now. The new number one contender is me! Joe, you signified pure wrestling. You signified Ring of Honor. Now that you left, I’ve taken you’re spot. Now, when people think pure wrestling, they think Bryan Danielson. When they think athleticism, they think Bryan Danielson. When they think of Ring of Honor, the first man to pop into their mind is me! When they think of Samoa Joe, they think of nothing but an absolute joke. How was it Joe? How was it to wrestle guys like Sting, and Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett? And how did it feel to sell out to every single one of these Ring of Honor fans? You sold out to put your name on a national scale. What did it get you Joe? Everything that you built up and everything you did to help us, you crapped on all of it. You crapped on making the ROH Championship a world title. So why do you deserve a title match? If any one deserves it, it is the best wrestler in the world today. As far as I’m concerned, you can fly you’re way back to Orlando, Florida and earn some extra cash by defacing you’re career even further. In my opinion, you are not welcomed here!
(Danielson jaw jacks with some fans as he leaves.)
(The crowd is divided between boos and cheers for Joe as he leaves.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is your main event of the evening and is to determine the number one contender for the Ring of Honor Pure championship. On the way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weiging in at 233 pounds, “Classic” Colt Cabana.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weiging in at 180 pounds, Low Ki.
• Both men respect the Code of Honor by shaking each others hands and lock up in the center of the ring
• Cabana gets behind Low Ki with a waist lock that Low Ki breaks, tries to nail a kick to the gut, but misses
• Both men lock up again with Low Ki putting Cabana in a head lock, who grabs Low Ki’s knee, drops him down face first and does a cartwheel over the man to get the crowd on his side
• They go for a third lock up, Low Ki backs Cabana in the corner and nails a stiff kick to his shin
• Cabana comes charging and gets dropped into an armbar by Ki. He goes to reach the ropes and rolls out of it
• Cabana grabs the wrist of Low Ki and drives it into the mat with great force, following it up by crossing his leg with Ki’s arm and going for a roll up, only getting two
• He drops straight into a headlock but Low Ki is able to use his energy to pick Cabana up and get him to his feet
• Low Ki nails a series of kicks to the chest and ribs of Cabana and trying to follow it with a spin kick but Cabana catches the leg and flips over Low Ki
• Cabana runs and nails two clotheslines on Ki followed by two bionic elbows and a dropkick
• Cabana goes for the cover and only gets two, which he follows by going for a springboard moonsault, lands on his feet, gets a headscissors by Low Ki which is converted into a armbar
• Cabana reaches the ropes and dumps Low Ki onto the apron. Cabana goes for a lariat against the ropes, which Low Ki ducks, then springboards off the ring post and nails a Springboard Roundhouse on Cabana
• Low Ki takes Cabana onto the apron and both men begin to duel out punches to each other
• Cabana goes for the Colt .45 on the apron but Ki gets out and runs at Cabana with a dropkick that sends him into the guardrail
• Low Ki gets back into the ring and gets a running start to dive over the ropes and the turnbuckle onto Cabana on the outside
• As both men get to their feet, Cabana is rocked with a kick to the side of the head. He is then guillotined over the guardrail by Low Ki
• Low Ki goes to the other end of the rows of guardrails and begins to walk across them to deliver a double stomp onto the guillotined Cabana
• Cabana is thrown back into the ring by Low Ki and then climbs the turnbuckle to nail a twisting elbow drop for a two count
• He picks up Cabana and nails a series of open hand slaps on him followed by irish whipping Cabana into the ropes
• He then goes for a running cartwheel which he usually follows with a jumping high kick
• Cabana thinks Low Ki’s leg is caught in the ropes and goes for the flying asshole but Low Ki successfully nails the Cartwheel high kick in the corner Cabana is in
• Cabana is rocked and put into the tree of woe. Low Ki climbs with him and locks in the Bite of the Dragon clutch while he is still in the tree of woe
• When the ref tells him to break by 5, Low Ki releases Cabana’s legs from the turnbuckle and makes the Bite of the Dragon a legal submission
• Cabana reaches the ropes with one hand but Low Ki uses his free leg to kick Cabana’s arm allowing him to continue to lock the hold
• Cabana uses his athleticism to bridge, flip over Low Ki and nail a bridging suplex for two
• Cabana then runs the ropes and hits a Frankensteiner on Low Ki for two and follows it with a spring board moonsault for another two count
• Cabana gets the crowd hyped, ducks a clothesline from Low Ki and follows with a Tornado Snap Suplex
• Cabana climbs the ropes and nails a diving leg drop on Low Ki but Low Ki is able to grab his legs after he drops and locks in a Elevated Cloverleaf
• Cabana grabs the second rope and uses his legs to throw Low Ki into the turnbuckle which he follows with a crossbody block with Low Ki still against the turnbuckle
• Cabana goes to the other end and hits the Flying Asshole on Low Ki and when he tries for another attack, Low Ki gets his legs up
• Cabana grabs him and nails a running powerbomb on Low Ki for a two count and then follows quickly with the Billy Goats Curse
• Low Ki struggles to try to reach the ropes but eventually does, forcing Cabana to break the hold
• He then goes for the Colt .45 again and gets reversed into an armdrag by Low Ki that he follows with an enziguri
• He tries for the Ki Krusher but falls into the turnbuckle where Cabana is able to grab the ropes and gain leverage
• He tries to nail Low Ki in the face to break the hold but Low Ki is able to pick him up and throw him straight into the turnbuckle causing the fans to chant “Holy Shit”
• Low Ki then goes to the top rope and nails the Ghetto Stomp on Cabana but somehow only gets a two count
• He tries for the Ghetto Stomp a second time but misses and then has his head taken off with a stiff lariat
• He then grabs Low Ki in a gutwrench, picks up a rocked Low Ki and nails the Colt .45 but is only able to get two
• Cabana has a look of shock on his face and tries for it again, until Low Ki reverses and crotches Cabana again on the turnbuckle
• He climbs with him and tries for a Tree of Woe Ghetto Stomp, but Cabana knocks Low Ki’s legs out and crotches him
• Cabana then grabs him and nails the Cabana Rama Cradle DDT from the Tree of Woe position, dropping him straight on his head
• He holds onto it after dropping him, gets to his feet and nails another Colt. 45 onto Low Ki’s back
• Cabana then hooks the leg for the cover and is able to pick up the win and the number one contendership
Ring Announcer: Your winner and the number one contender for the Pure Championship, “Classic” Colt Cabana!
• Fans begin to get on their feet and clap for both men with chants of “That was awesome” and “Colt Cabana”
• Low Ki picks up Colt Cabana and with a sign of respect, shakes his hand and raises it in the middle of the ring
• Claudio Castagnoli comes out with the Pure Championship and shakes Cabana’s hand as well, but Cabana motions that he wants the title as well
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